Wednesday, February 21, 2007


This is a really funny (or scaring) story. Depending how you look at it. I found it really amazing. The thing happened to a friend of mine. Karin – this is her name – some months ago decided to have a personal web-site. Nothing very serious, but meant to be something more than a blog. One of those customized web sites where you can have your name as domain (something like: www.karin.com).
She did not have anything to trade or marketing, it was more a page under construction where, waiting to build up the site, she placed her photographs. Here also, nothing really professional, mainly vacation shots with some nice surroundings. She placed them into a mosaic format, the format which allows web surfers to click on them to enlarge. Nothing more, just the e-mail address and the message: site under construction. This is what she found in her mail box, recently and this is what I am still laughing about…




Hi Karin.

Some feedbacks from my side:
Pics are rather good. Natural, plain, showing an elegant, classy woman who I imagine of courtly manners, though with a childish feature. Which could be nice and funny.

Nevertheless I miss some more explicit pics. Generally I am a bit doubtful about who is showing too much or too few.
You have a really nice smile and great teeth. Lips are nice and naturally attractive. Your eyes instead, have a rather common color, though greenish, and don’t look particularly appealing.
Your legs are pretty all right, tits nothing special, though I’m not so mad for those nasty big boobies you may see around these days. Your back looks nice, though it is difficult to tell from the pic where you’re sitting on the cliffs in Vernazza. I guess you’re the blonde one, or?
For me small wrinkles around eyes and mouth are all right, they show signs of a real life. Your hands I don’t like them so much. I prefer long, thin ones, with neat nails.
You seem to have some problem with your face skin. The nose and cheeks area reveal rather fat skin, while the forehead area shows the opposite problem. Here the skin looks rather dry and damaged. For I can tell your age should be around to 30 years old (28 ?), a suggestion could be to start using suitable cosmetic products, with a high hydrating property and rich of skin nourishing elements (e.g. vitamins A,C,E, panthenol, hydrolite, pheoydrane, etc.).
Also a suggestion is to proceed, maybe with a higher frequency, to a smooth, not aggressive face cleaning. For I understood you work in Milan area, I can suggest you a nice place:

AQUAE CALIDAE Via Santa Sofia, 1420131 Milano - MilanoTel. e/o Fax 02 58430269 - 02 58326194

You’re not properly my type of girl, a little bit too "upper class" looking and older (don’t get angry!) than the girls I generally date with. You seem to manage in an excellent way a dinner at country club but I'm doubtful about other performances... But, one never know. A lot depends on fares and services. Drop me a line back with contact details, if you wish. Maybe I’ll contact you next time I’ll be in Italy

See you.
Horst
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Comment from Karin: I'm not pissed off, rather... I'm surprised. I'm really interested to see how I'm valued on this "market" anyway... You think I look so older than I am in these pictures?
She's rather sporty cheek, or?
Well, let us know!
Reality is really beating fantasy, sometimes. We're still laughing at Horst.
See You around.
BR/zespri
In Sweden is snowing quite a lot and t° is now -4°C. Hope I'll manage to flight back Friday...

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